Don't take your life too seriously; you can kiss me now

Why not?

Oh, o.k.
Why?

Oh, fair enough.
Why?

Oh, yea...

I can't do anything for you, sorry.
Then I'm not going.
Okay.

I want you to come.
Well, I was going to. But it's too much for me...too much inconvenience.
Why aren't you going?
Because I really don't think I can deal with all that shit.

Which part of my body do you like most?
Bum.
Bum.

Because you are weird, huh?
I am perfectly normal to be upset by injustice and insult.
Injustice? Who insulted you? Have I?
No.

Off you go.
The struggle goes on.