Yeah?
Do you have weed?
No, I don't.
You have weed. You have weed.
No, I don't.
Give me your bag. I am gonna stab you to death.
...
Where is your weed?
I said I don't have any.
You have weed. You have weed. I smelt you weed on the bus.
It wasn't me.
You have weed. You have weed.
I don't have weed. I have cigarettes instead.
Where is your money?
I don't have any at the moment.
Where is your money?
Oh...
Sorry.
?
What is this?
It's my MP3 player.
Give me that and give me your phone.
...................God damn it.
The Officer dealing with your case is:
PC 1518 KIRK, BROXTOWE
Incident/ Crime No CW/025444/09
What a wonderful world.
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